SO there’s this asshole guy on my twitter, @jasonmustian and he always posts really funny but super insensitive one-liners.  I’ve thought of some in the 9/11 AMERIKKKA theme but won’t post them on my real twitter because I don’t want real life people to think I am a waste-of-life shit.

• Joining America’s biggest pity party of the year by watching Dateline and crying then bitching all over Facebook about shit I only care about because I’m required to because TERRORISTS ARE TRYING TO STEAL MY FREEDOM
• @georgewbush http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKxXHEx-XnU waddup homie cher up
• De Beers 9/11 sale: celebrate the 10 year anniversary with diamonds!

I guess that first one’s more than 140 characters too so this post works in two ways.

I fucking hate 9/11 pissbitches.  Get over it.

(Respect to the people that legit died in the attack.  GOD BLEZ!)