Why I Eyes Ya

NEVER FORGET

SO there’s this asshole guy on my twitter, @jasonmustian and he always posts really funny but super insensitive one-liners.  I’ve thought of some in the 9/11 AMERIKKKA theme but won’t post them on my real twitter because I don’t want real life people to think I am a waste-of-life shit.

  • Joining America’s biggest pity party of the year by watching Dateline and crying then bitching all over Facebook about shit I only care about because I’m required to because TERRORISTS ARE TRYING TO STEAL MY FREEDOM
  • @georgewbush http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKxXHEx-XnU waddup homie cher up
  • De Beers 9/11 sale: celebrate the 10 year anniversary with diamonds!

I guess that first one’s more than 140 characters too so this post works in two ways.

I fucking hate 9/11 pissbitches.  Get over it.

(Respect to the people that legit died in the attack.  GOD BLEZ!)


tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

My drum set, you fucking loser bot.  Tumblr is seriously the worst shit.


Fuck I hate tumblr.

Fuck I hate tumblr.


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